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Article | Why Choose Black Toilet Paper

Are you secretive or intrigued by mystery and the power control brings with it? Then Black Toilet Paper is for you.

From the world of empower yourself with colour psychology, black implies independence, strong will and absorbs negative energy.

Black is most often recognised as the colour of sophistication. Affluent and successful women choose black to impress and portray confidence.

Most exciting of all, Black is often associated with sexiness and seduction.

That Is BLACK – Roll Out Black and create sexual intrigue in your bathroom

 

 

SO LET’S SEE WHAT ‘THE BLOCK’ IS ON ABOUT!

Are you one of the foolish people still using white toilet paper?

As anyone who follows toilet paper trends closely knows, white toilet paper is dead to us. In its place? Black or coloured toilet paper of the luxurious variety.  We have seen resident fancy people Shay & Dean lead the toilet paper revolution by putting a black roll in their newly renovated powder room.  Celebrities the world over simply CANNOT SETTLE for any toilet paper that is a regular shade of white.

Are you one of the foolish people who is still using white toilet paper?

Oh my. I’m so embarrassed for you.

As anyone who follows toilet paper trends closely knows, white toilet paper is dead to us. In its place? Black or coloured toilet paper of the luxurious variety.

Case in point: leaders in all things sophistication, reality TV show The Block.

We have seen resident fancy people Shay & Dean lead the toilet paper revolution by putting a black roll in their newly renovated powder room.

The Block toilet paper
Black toilet paper. Makes any bathroom fancy as.

I get it. As a Melburnian born and bred I totally understand the sophistication that automatically comes with wearing/wiping yourself with black. And why do we even use white toilet paper in the first place? Do we really need to be able to see every little thing coming out of us?

Also, according to Amazon reviews, “This is some smoooooth TP”.

Well at least it’s on sale!! Source: RenovaAustralia

Shay and Dean, we get that you’re “fancy”. But $4 a roll is madness.

But it’s not just them.

Celebrities the world over simply CANNOT SETTLE for any toilet paper that is a regular shade of white.

According to Huffington PostBeyonce allegedly demanded that while on tour, “Bathrooms must have new toilet seats and red toilet paper at every venue.”

Starcasm reported that in an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim talks about her mother Kris’ black toilet paper habits.

And according to Daily Mail, even Simon Cowell allegedly isn’t immune from dabbling in the black stuff for his toilet needs.

The black toilet paper epidemic is out of control ~ GET YOURS!