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Review – ReviewStream Renova Black Toilet Paper

Renova Black! This is something for all those sensual types out there who really want to go the extra mile and add a bit of luxury to even the most mundane parts of everyday life. The butt wipe.

A bit avant-garde, a bit daring but definitely very sexy, Renova Black is quite simply toilet tissue of the coolest kind

A bit avant-garde, a bit daring but definitely very sexy, Renova Black is quite simply toilet tissue of the coolest kind. Yes we know, it’s a bog roll but you wouldn’t believe how it makes your bathroom feel a bit more sophisticated, which in turn reflects on you. Of course some people may not want to have their precious toilet time disrupted by this black paper of death. However, everyone who uses your WC will make a comment. Now when does a loo roll ever get talked about over dinner?

Renova Black toilet paper for obvious reasons, poncy would-be sophisticates likes ourselves will quite simply adore it.

Renova Black – in case you’re wondering if it will leave black marks all over your behind (at first glance we thought it might), it won’t. It isn’t some cheaply dyed random khazi roll. Which is a good thing because the company behind this actually has some rather reputable customers. The paper itself is of very high quality. Soft is not the word and you’ll never want to stop wiping your bott bott or indeed pulling more off just to cop a feel. Incidentally, they’ve added a lovely fragrance to heighten the senses while Er, yes but it does actually smell rather nice.

Dark as the soberest of black nights, even down to the actual cardboard roll itself, the Renova Black toilet paper is “Fashionable, Sensual, Sophisticated, Fun, Unique!” as the manufacturer states. So remember darlings, black is the new white this year.

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